moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

laugh-addict:

tiger-lilies-and-tortelini:

*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*

pizza:

deciding whether to keep listening to music or watch the next episode of a tv show is such a struggle

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

haythamburger:

seblaine:

what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything

they do life